It's noon somewhere, I'll have a triple vodka

I haven't been able to get my adorable grandson to slow down long enough to get any new pictures. He's FAST! So just scan down to the last one I posted, add another cute dimple, a curious about everything look, a boo boo scratch on his nose, and that is what a current shot would capture.

Now on to why I might have to build a bridge to nowhere and send hubby on the long walk across it.

While chatting over lunch last weekend hubby says .... and I can't remember the exact quote because my head was spinning so fast I thought I'd pass out....

'You've got that Sarah Palin look'

WHAT???????THE???????HELL????????DO.YOU.MEAN.BY.THAT??????

The waiter must have come by right then and got me distracted with bringing boxes for leftovers or coffee or extra mints, you know, those chocolately minty ones that I love. So we didn't really discuss it.

This morning, I remembered that he'd said SOMETHING so I CALLED HIM to see if I was just delirious from the never ending bowl of pasta that OG has been featuring lately.

Me: Honey, do you remember the other day when we were at lunch. Did you say something about me and THAT woman, that Veep chick.

Him: Uh... no??

Me: You don't remember making a comment about me, and HER??

Him: Uh... well... okay, maybe, uh... yeah, OKAY I do.

Me: What did you say??

Him: That you sorta looked like her, you know with your hair up and your glasses.

Me: I have to GO NOW! Goodbye!

OMFGOMFGOMFG

Soooooo wrong thing to say to me.

WTF??????

Seriously.

WTF?????

I've been wearing glasses FOREVER. I've been wearing my hair up FOREVER. That picture of moi was taken before McC even remembered Alaska had a governor. And now the look I've had all.this.time is the S.P. look??????
Like I'm copying HER?????

So as everyone wanted the Dorothy Hamill haircut in the '80's and the Jennifer Aniston doo when 'Friends' was popular, now women will be going into beauty salons and asking for the uptight conservative librarian look???? YIKES, I need to change my style and FAST!!!!

OR NOT

Hmmm

Do you remember the movie 'Moon Over Parador' with Richard Dreyfuss? The president dies, they bring in an actor to play him so no one will know and he wins everyone over.

I see how this scenario could play out in real life. McPalin wins the election. From not enough fat being cut out of the government diet, the older one carks it. The younger, purtier one is left to run the country. Unfortunately, while on an aerial wolf shoot, she falls from her plane and is sent home to recouperate.

With Jen Craig riding my fat ass night and day on the new and improved loose 50 pounds in a week diet, a dental implant or two, a couple boxes of those whitening strips and a voice coach to help me lose the South Jersey vocab with words like water (I say 'wuter'), coffee (I say 'coughfee'), hoagie (not a sub, altho I think my parents said 'sub'), and jimmies (you might call them sprinkles), I could almost pull this thing off.

I mean the glass ceiling is now broken right????