Ten Signs A Book Has Been Written By Me:
1. It's really LONG. You might need help carrying it out of the store.
2. The book signings are held at night, in quaint candlelit rooms.
3. The title character is Juji, riding the waves of many emotions. It might be hard to follow along as there are backtracks, fast-forwards, and some side-stepping but the dry humor will keep you intrigued.
4. The pages are scented with a mixture of musk and patchouli, with an alternate version available in lavender lilac.
5. There are lots and lots and lots of pictures inside.
6. Even if it's on sale, you can still use an additional coupon toward the purchase.
7. It comes with an attached booklight for reading in bed.
8. The extreme religious right will burn it as heresy.
9. When it's made into a low-budget movie, Susan Sarandon will play the role of Juji.
10. Juji's husband will be played by Keanu Reeves.
1. It's really LONG. You might need help carrying it out of the store.
2. The book signings are held at night, in quaint candlelit rooms.
3. The title character is Juji, riding the waves of many emotions. It might be hard to follow along as there are backtracks, fast-forwards, and some side-stepping but the dry humor will keep you intrigued.
4. The pages are scented with a mixture of musk and patchouli, with an alternate version available in lavender lilac.
5. There are lots and lots and lots of pictures inside.
6. Even if it's on sale, you can still use an additional coupon toward the purchase.
7. It comes with an attached booklight for reading in bed.
8. The extreme religious right will burn it as heresy.
9. When it's made into a low-budget movie, Susan Sarandon will play the role of Juji.
10. Juji's husband will be played by Keanu Reeves.
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